John Lanchester – “Capital”

Middle-class mediocricity.

Suburban mediocricity.

A culture that openly worships the average.

A society that allows the idea of the elite to exist only in relation to sport.

A culture of fat people who aren’t interested in anything except celebrity, people who wat in the street, people who betray their ordinariness every time they open their mouths.

William Shakespeare – "Julius Caesar" / Brutus

… for he loves to hear

That unicorns may be betrayed with trees,

And bears with glasses, elephants with holes,

Lions with toils, and men with flatterers;

But when I tell him he hates flatterers,

He says he does, being then most flattered.